You have to to be fucking me!
ok get this one you guys
for like the last couple cycles at least America's Next Top Model held tryout in my home town. And it has struck many people as a good idea if i should go try out.
Reasons...
Skinny as hell with no effort
I clean up REALLY well
and i don't take shit from bitches cause I CAN OUT BITCH them like there is no tomorrow
so theory is I'd do decent if i made it.
if not hey it was funny to try out
So I decided to look up the requirements..
18- 27 yrs old?

Able to share/live with 13 other chicks?

Be recorded?

US citizen?

No prior experience/agent?

Good mental and physical health?

and what bites me in the ass?
YOU MUST BE 5'7
I'm 5'4 AT BEST
So no seeing me on TV

To bad
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